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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:38
Thumbs down again.
No way
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Fervo Energy lands $206M in financing to build massive geothermal power plant - TechCrunch
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Fact-checking unsubstantiated claims linking Gov. Walz to Minnesota lawmakers’ shootings - PBS
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Taking a realistic look at terraforming Mars - Phys.org
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Red Sox To Acquire Jorge Alcala - MLB Trade Rumors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?